La felicidad es un maquillaje...

cosmicshortcut said: What did Perez do?

penis-hilton:

he was born

vanjalen:

They have everythibg here

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gengarsgastlytrombonesolo:

So this happened

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ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

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fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

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byvalour:

“I’d rather cuddles than sex”

then*

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slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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britanymurphy:

me at a straight boy’s house 

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lsdzeppelin:

tIM TO GET BAPTIZED IN TITTY MILK

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